Privacy Policy

Our Privacy Policy

OUR PRIVACY POLICY: It’s pretty short and sweet. We don’t share your personal information with anybody! Would you sell a family member’s email to some spammer? Of course not. We wouldn’t either. Anything you transcribe in the forms on this site will remain completely confidential with us. As you can imagine, we tend to be pretty good with those kind of details. And if you join our family and don’t like how we treat you, it’s easy to opt out. You click a button, and you’re out of the family. Pretty easy. No more coupons or gifts from us. Our lawyers would like us to fill up the rest of the page with legalese. We may have to eventually. But for now, just enjoy the lack of long, complex sentences that really no one understands anyway.